Stolen Bike

14 05 2009

Pauls Rides

Today I had something taken from me, the only way to describe what it was like is using a metaphor: Imagine your building a bike starting with the frame, it may have scrapes and paint chips missing but it’s a solid frame. You order some cool parts to get it working and to look good. You spend time on it because it’s the only way to make it perfect, and running in good shape. The wheel turns, good! Does it brake? Yes? Excellent! You ride it to your friends house to show them and after you lock it up outside the bike gets ripped off. This person takes your bike adds $200 for a pair of velocity rims, $100 for a sweet tires that match the color of your rims, Plus a slew of other flashy shit that you can ride without. They’re taking your bike all over town now showing it off and taking credit for the project and your left with out a ride. Now I didnt get my bike taken from me but it sure does feel that way.


Kill Your TV

5 05 2009


I’ve slipped into your minds

I’ve stolen your thoughts

I’ve made you win

I’ve made you loose

I’ve made you buy

I’ve made you sell

I’m on every night at 8

I am the rerun running over again

I am the breaking news story, more about that @10

I’ve seen the news pundit rabble

I’ve seen the republican pander

I’ve got rabbit ears to pick up radio waves to fry your brains

I am the marathon of madness

I am the ticker at the bottom feeding your numbers

Prime time is my time to steal your time

I tell you which way the wind blows

I tell you where the traffic goes

I only have what you want to see

You know how to push my buttons

You know how to turn me on

So stay tuned


5 05 2009

Return from the dead

Infected Resurrected

Yum, I ate your brains

This Haiku sucks ass

Trying to hard to make sense

Repeating endless

I wrote these Haikus, during my poetry class, my last semester.


ps: I actually dont like haikus very much. For some reason they bother me alot I dont know why, but they do.

Behind the Wall

21 05 2008

If you ever lived in a city maybe you can relate to this, you’re walking down the street minding your own business when all of a sudden some person comes up to you with a clipboard and pen begging you for your time and money… Now I dont know if these people have an official job tittle but I call them Professional Bums. They stand on the street “fighting” for the environment, or supporting a government offical, or my favorite was a man who asked me if I would like to donate money to help stop racism. I was in a hurry to get to class so i apologized that I couldn’t stay and talk, and then he yelled “you dont have to apologize to me, just dont be racist, whitey!” No joke, he called me whitey and I turned around and looked him in the eye and shook my head in disbelief.
Sometimes I will sit an talk to these people to see what ideas there selling me, “Are you interested in saving the rain forest?” or “Do you care about the environment?” OF COURSE I DO!! I am a tree hugging hippie, I love to walk in the woods and enjoy the outdoors, but if i don’t acknowledge these people they give me an attitude and say “fine, have a nice day,” or something that guilt trips you. Now a days there is facebook with applications that you can download an share that claims it donates money to saving the environment, it makes you feel like your doing your part in saving this planet, from your computer.
My point is this seems like a great alternative to raise money and spread awareness but you dont have to get involved, your money is all matters to them. This is just another way to seperate yourself from actual problems, hiding from the truth and hoping that your $5 dollar donation will help stop world hunger.
Open your eyes people, if you care or want to make a difference its up to you to get off your ass and get involved.

Music History

7 02 2008

There is a theory on the creation of this universe and it goes something like this
God was a bass player
God hit a note so loud
This note made a big bang
Then the universe happened

There is a philosophy on the movements and placements of the sun, moon, and all the planets in this universe are strung together in a musical harmony. The Music of the Spheres, is the idea that the distance between the earth to the moon is a perfect interval and the distance between other planets is given musical intervals.

One of the most significant events in the history of music was in the 16th century. The Italian-born Composer, Jean-Baptiste Lully, dies by accidentally stabbing himself in the foot while conducting a symphony.

This Fantastic Plastic Planet

24 01 2008
So my grocery store will stop using plastic bags entirely. I think California has already banned plastic from being used or maybe it was England that charges for use of plastic… hhmm either way we are stopping. And I think its fantastic, all these plastic carrying fools will have to give it up and go cold turkey. I will only laugh at the lady who wraps EVERYTHING in plastic, I take all the plastic off to scan the items, then wrap it again before I put it in DOUBLE paper bags. What a freaking waste of a person she is … sorry I meant wasteful.

In fact I think that we should reduce the use of other plastic items like credit cards. I don’t like them, I have had one and its expired, don’t really need another one. The most disturbing thing I have seen was mothers teaching there little babies how to use their credit card. I can’t wait to see the kid in few years when they have maxed out the parents limit buying nothing but stupid baby stuff. Hopefully they buy leashes so they can’t run from their parents, I have seen too many people loose there kids in the store. One time this lady lost a 35-40 pd turkey in my store and all I could think was asking her if she had any children, forget the turkey. People will also buy items for less then $1 with a credit card and that baffles me! You don’t have change or $1!!! Many more plastic things should be banned like plastic “T and A”, and plastic beer bottles (how am I supposed to hit someone over the head with a plastic beer bottle in a bar brawl).

People ask me what is better for the environment, Paper or Plastic (I ALWAYS tell the customer neither of the bags because I am a smart ass), I tell them paper is better because plastic takes longer to Biodegrade … if they understand that word.

The Undead

15 01 2008
I don’t know why but I have a fascination with ZOMBIES, The Undead, living dead, Ghouls, or whatever you call them on your side of the world, I have seen almost every Zombie movie I have found at the video store. I have read the Zombie survival guide and highly recommend it to anyone who isn’t educated about this epic problem. Sometimes I get scared at work because I think the customers sitting in line holding their stupid credit card, with their mouths open, drooling, are Zombies, but I have to restrain myself from jumping over the register and fighting off the hords(for those who didn’t know, taking the head off a zombie is the only way to kill them)
I am at constant state of alert when it comes to Zombies.

I don’t sleep, I wait for Zombies.

I am only trying to share my concern with the public. I tried out to play a zombie in some crappy B zombie flick that was being filmed near me, and I thought that with all my training I could see into the minds of the Zombies and understand their desire … FOR BRAINS. Unfortunately I never got the part in the movie, the whole cast was eaten by zombies. For those of you who are not infected yet Be Cautious. That is my only warning.